December 2010
4 posts
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Italy finiest charcuterie
Good mother Lord of Gods, where the hell is that titel good for? Well I have decided the enter the empire of stupidness, I decided to make Berlusconi as one of my mental guru’s for the next 48 hours.
This means that : 1. I will have facial surgery to look half my age
2. I will hunk at short dresses
3. I will stare at stiff niples
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oh what a night
OK , anyone in my situation would have done the same. Except myself.
Let me try to explain the painfull and awkard situation I was in last night, around 4:00 AM. This is Thursday night, so no pubs ar alcohol were involved. Neither hard trash metal music or mushrooms. I lay in bed , and suddenly I hear that noise coming from the living rooom, a noise I now so well but a noise I try to ignore...
cold cold cold dog
My dog was too lazy to get up this morning for his walk. After a few minutes I finally got him to stand up and with a moderate pace he walked towards the frontdoor.
Here I am, warm jacquet, long underwear, head, gloves, carmex at hand.
There is my dog no jacquet, 50% asleep and his other 50% thinking about breakfast. (which is by the way the same everday)
I was confronted with existentialism...
