Good mother Lord of Gods, where the hell is that titel good for? Well I have decided the enter the empire of stupidness, I decided to make Berlusconi as one of my mental guru’s for the next 48 hours.
This means that : 1. I will have facial surgery to look half my age
2. I will hunk at short dresses
3. I will stare at stiff niples
4. I will laugh at every camera wondering when the flashlight will reflect my Alps brees white teeth
5. I will sing instead of speak
6. I will wave, shake and tremble my left hand to look at my watch
7. I will think of Obama as ‘Il bronsato’
see ya on Monday pepperoni di cazo !!!